Britney Spears wants to set the record straight.
The pop tart has added a new feature to her Web site called "The Year in BS," where she lists "The TOP 75 BULLS#!T Britney Spears stories reported in the media this year."
According to the post on BritneySpears.com, there were more then 13,000 stories written about the 28-year-old singer in 2009.
"We ranked the ones we believe were the most ridiculous," it said on the site. "Either because they were factually inaccurate, because they reported the patently absurd, or because we believe they are simply offensive to the sensibilities."
Coming in at the top spot is a story from the U.K.'s Mirror, claiming that Spears was dating Indian choreographer Sandip Soparrkar, and introduced him to her parents.
The runner-up is an OK! magazine piece that said her former manager thinks her comeback came too soon.
Also making the list were reports that Spears was being drugged by her father, pregnant with a third child, under orders to read the Bible every day and that her family once hunted and dined on squirrels.
BY GINA SALAMONE
DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITER