Note: This article was written by a guy, for guys. Any reference to "you" below is in reference to men.
Why is it that some people feel the need to say something before, during, or after sex? What is there really to discuss? The weather? Health-care reform? That odd rash? Of course, the only real things to comment on are the actions at hand.
Here, the 10 things a guy doesn't want to hear a woman say...